Rule #6 Don’t START doing what you can’t (afford to) keep up.
Somebody who likes you will think it’s sooooo sweet that you fixed a picnic basket and took them to the park. Somebody who doesn’t will call you a cheap bastard. Somebody who likes you will say, my baby can’t cook, but she fine! Somebody who doesn’t will say….”…and you don’t even cook!”. If you START with breakfast in bed on her birthday, 5 years from now, it betta be breakfast in bed. Men, women already know if they wanna give you a chance out tha gate, so over the top actions are not necessary. Consistent actions are VERY necessary. And women…don’t give head if you don’t want to. 1) He’ll be able to tell when you’re fakin’ and 2) It’s not fair to reel him in when you’re not being real. Again…be who you are at your lowest energy level…cuz that’s you all the time. The rest will be the icing on the cake
Rule #7 Men!!!!! Don’t have casual sex with a woman who you WOULD NOT want having your child!
I know Roe v Wade established pro-choice, but it’s HER choice, regardless of what input she appears to give you. Secretly she’s hoping you are just as exicted about her being pregant as she is. When in reality, you wanna kick her down a flight of steps (not that I am advocating domestic violence, I’m just keepin’ it real about what you really think…..especially after you take off your beer goggles after a one-nighter). But hey…it takes TWO to tango and if you know she’s 1) Crazy 2)No job 3) Unstable in any way, but she is “phat to death”, run the other way and say no thank you. That thinkin’ with the small head will be the death of you.
P.S. You are too damn old for one-nighters (and beer goggles) anyway!
Rule #8 Women can multi-task….Men, you can’t
A woman can check out a man from head to toe, tell you the name of his shoes and what kind of cologne he’s waring w/o 1) you even knowing that she peeped him and 2) w/o missing a beat in the conversation. Men, you stop talking all together, follow her for one mile, turning your head as she passes and then wonder why when you turn back to look, you either meet the palm of her hand, or a funny look on her face with her arms crossed and then you’re like, “What???!!”. Anywho….you can’t do it, so don’t! You’ll get caught every time. The ONLY way you can get it away with it is this way:
MAN: Hey baby, look at that leather jacket that girl is wearing. I was thinkin’ about gettin’ you one like that, but wasn’t sure if you’d like it. What do you think?
GIRL: Oh I like it, it’s cute OR Nawww, I don’t really like it.
If she likes it, then you have more peep time to continue this fake conversation. If she doesn’t, assume your quarter has run out at the peep show, the curtain has dropped and you have no more quarters….the show is over.
Rule #9 Shoes and Hair
Men…I don’t care what you are wearing (unless you are out cutting the grass), nice shoes and a decent hair cut (style) are a must. A woman can tell how you carry yourself (evenif you are slummin’ in sweats) if you have on decent shoes and a decent cut. Oh and CLEAN, NEAT fingernails. She can tell alot by those things.
Rule#10 Who you are trancends what you look like
This rule is for men and women. If you are the finest thing walkin’ but an ASSHOLE, it might get you in the door, but you won’t stay inside. In life, that won’t get you very far. BUT if you are fine AND a sweetie pie (not a pushover), but kind to your mother, sisters, all your friends adore you. Even if you were to get in a firey car crash tomorrow and survive, you’d still get dates, b/c then everyone would still love you. Be kind to those you don’t HAVE to be kind to and you’ll get all the game you need. BUT unfortunately, nice guys DO finish last…that’s b/c they tend to be pushovers. If you follow all the rules, then….your game should start to turn around!
So once again…Start treatin’ yourself and stop cheatin’ yourself! It’s almost a new year, bring it in right!
With love in the game.
And let the people say….CHU’CH!